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Clayton Pecival Almeric Somerset Walter

(Muhammad Khaliluddin)
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Baudelairian flâneur,

Explorer of Mysterious Places,

Finder of Lost Creatures,

Debunker of False Mystics,

Known to be a Bane to the Undead.

ABOUT ME

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1)    I'm a serious, practicing Muslim.

2)    I like poetry that rhymes, written before 1929.

3)    I have a white serial killer-type van, but don't be frightened.

4)    My favourite foods are biryani, lahmacun, burgers and good pizza.

5)    My favourite singers are Arthur Collins and Whispering Jack Smith.

6)     My favourite games are Dama, Chess, and Shogi, none of which I can play well. 

7)    My favourite sports are Cricket, Sumo, Cirit and Knurr & Spell.

8)    My version of heaven is living from Jan. 1st 1882 to Dec. 31st, 1929, in a continuous loop.

9)    I can play the banjo, but I choose not to!

10)  I collect Victorian prints of the Boer & Zulu wars, pig-sticking, and Colonial India..

11)  My favourite reading-for-pleasure book is Abel's Island by William Steig.

12)  I have a functioning time machine. 

13)  If I could dress like Benjamin Franklin, I would...tricorn hat and all..

14)  93% of my interests have not existed for at least 100 years.

15)  I'd rather have no music and no friends than bad music and bad friends.

16)   At least 30 people over my lifetime have told me that I was born 100 years too late.

17)   My people come from Scotland, France, and England (Duncan, Taton & Moody, Respectively)

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