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KITOSCH, THE MAN WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH (1967)

6/21/2014

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Mountie Captain:  "You've just made an enemy of White Wolf."
Kitosch:  "I did what???  I did no such thing!  I only made friends with his wife, that's all I did!"
Mountie Captain:  "That's precisely what I'm getting at, and you know it.  Indians don't like white men who make friends with their wives"

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One thing that should be known about me is that I'm a fan of Mountie stuff.  Radio dramas,  lobby cards,  buttons, knick-knacks,  swag and other Mountie-related nonsense bring the smile of a well-satisfied geek.  Well,  Mountie movies are very much on that list.  I own at least forty in various formats,  and I haven't seen a bad one yet!  Well, it was relatively recently made known to me that there are Euro/Spaghetti Mountie westerns,  and I LOVED the idea!  I grew up with Sword and Sandal pictures,  and in the last half-decade I've developed a taste for both Spaghetti Westerns and the Poliziotteschi cop movies,  so adding Mounties to the mix was an exciting prospect.

I now have a good pile of them!  I was able to find a source with every Euro-Mountie film that my research has been able to discover.  One of these is the Italian/Spanish production, Kitosh, The Man from the North, originally titled Frontera al Sur (Frontier of the South),  filmed in Spain in 1967.  Though it was apparently filmed in Spanish, I've only seen a dubbed version.  It's as well-dubbed as any of these films, and although this particular copy is an occasionally brutal pan-and-scan,  it's highly watchable.  Any port in a storm, wot?  I've yet to see a DVD release of it,  and many Euro-western fans don't even know it exists!

It stars George Hilton as the rakish tracker/woodsman/gunfighter David Kitosch.  This seems to be a name very much in line with traditional Spaghetti naming conventions;  the Italians in particular have a unique perspective on the American west,  and they tend to pick some really odd,  but macho-ish-ly cool names for their gunslingers.  Kitosch fits right in with some of the many odd names in the genre,  particularly the famous ones:  Manaja, Keoma,  Sabata, Sartana, and the most famous of them all, Django (the gunfighter, not the guitarist).  Names in general are certainly a big part of the magic of a western character, and the Italians know it very well;  so much so, in fact, that the baddest of the gunfighters is a man with no name!  It's an interesting and effective convention...it sets our guy apart from the crowd, and imbues him with strangeness, and it ties him to the various qualities of the cowboy hero/anti-hero archetype.

Typical of the Euro-western, Kitosch is very much in the anti-hero camp.  Between the debauching of beautiful women and running from hostile Aboriginal Canadians (traditionally referred to as "indians"), he works with the Royal Canadian Mounted police as a scout.  To let us know from the beginning what kind of guy our character is,  Kitosh, The Man from the North begins with a kiss;  Kitosch smooches the wife of White Wolf, a local native chief,  and immediately we're on the run!  In wide-eyed haste, he horses-up and makes tracks for the fort of the local Mountie contingent,  with the afore-mentioned indians on his tail.  From then on the plot goes a bit cosmic and stream-of-consciousness-ish.  Kitosch is asked to travel with the Mounties to protect a shipment of gold from a large band of outlaws,  which he declines, and then there is a carriage full of beautiful women (each of whom seem to have a different emotional issue),  who seem to have not much of a raison d'être (other than being both A) beautiful, and B) women), and,  of course, there is the mysterious Mountie Major Baker, played by Pierro Lulli, the uncrowned king of the Peplum/Sword and Sandal film.  He is Kitosh's foil throughout the story,  fighting for the upper hand over him (in fact, impersonated by Kitosch for much of the picture,  much to his chagrin).  Throw in gunfights (fights in general, actually...diverse and plentiful),  piles of gold bars,  Mountie action, a Christian indian named Joseph, and more unpredictable plot turns than three Republic serials,  and you have this film in a nutshell. 

It's all very surreal.  Surreal,  and EXTREMELY enjoyable.  It took me a few minutes to grab a hold of the flow of the thing,  but once I got the interior logic (or whatever term you would use to describe the interior flow of this swirling mass of themes and storyline),  it was quite an amazing ride.

I was excited when I heard that Hilton was in this one.  I'm a big fan of the Franco Nero Spaghetti Western masterpiece Massacre Time,  filmed the year before Kitosch (and reviewed by me HERE),  and Hilton was awesome in a supporting role as Nero's character's brother.  He has such a strange vibe;  one part chaotic clown,  a couple parts daring hero,  and a dash or two of emotionally volatile killer.  Though he often plays a role with humour,  it is very seldom (in my view) that it's ever really that funny.  He has an anti-hero's edge that cuts,  even when he's making what is obviously meant to be humorous.  His characters are the types of fellow upon which the good side is best to be,  and I suspect it may have been the same for the man himself.

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Actually,  1967 was quite a year for George Hilton.  Typical of European actors of the time,  the  was in at least eight movies that year,  including the one immediately following Kitosch, the Man From the North,  Il Tempo Degli Avvoltoi ("The Time of the Vultures" in English,  released as "Last of the Bad Men"), in which he also plays a Kitosch character.  I say "a" as opposed to "the",  because I'm not certain they are, in fact, the same character,  in spite of the proximity of the two films.  That's the beauty of the "Spaghetti".  The logic and reasoning issues  that so often destroy American low-budget movies don't apply;  in fact,  as Kitosch proves,  the less attached you are to the normal strictures of life,  the more ecstatic your watching experience will be.

I suggest that you get out your tin-foil Mountie hat and put Kitosch in the DVD player...it's awesome.


I have a couple related side-notes:  The copy of Kitosch, The Man Who Came From the North that I have came from Euro Trash Cinema. It's pan-and-scan,  but a good, clear copy dubbed into English.  Craig is a fast shipper, and he has a HUGE collection,  including many Spaghetti/Euro Mountie pictures, including Cormack of the Mounties (Guibbe Rosse),  Jesuit Joe,  Django Does Not Forgive (Mestizo),  and  Rebels of Canada (I tre del Colorado).  You can watch Last of the Bad Men on Youtube (as well as Hilton's 007 James Bond adventure, 2 Mafiosi Contro Goldfinger under the title Goldginger).  Have fun!

Here is my (ever-growing) list of Mountie movies and serials!  They span from 1914 to modern times, and cover every style and format;  silent, talkie, b&w, colour, film, videotape,  & DVD!  Enjoy!
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MOUNTIE SWAG #5 ~ Lobby Cards of the Mounted Police...chapter 1

5/26/2014

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Here we have three badly photographed lovelies from my collection of lobby cards.  For them that don't know,  lobby cards are small posters that are displayed at the front of a theatre to advertise current or upcoming films.  They usually come in sets,  and the number of different cards in a set could be anywhere from six to twelve;  for example,  my set of Mestizo cards came as a set of twelve.  Now, for these films:

  • The first in this set is from the 1943 picture, Riders of the Northwest Mounted.  It starred Russell Hayden,  who became well known as one of Hopalong Cassidy's peppy sidekicks (and my favourite).  The big draw of this picture is the feller on the far right;  Bob Wills, bandleader of the Texas Playboys,  who guest starred,  offering a few songs in true singing cowboy fashion.

  • Second is a tantalising tidbit from the 1961 Robert Ryan/John Dehner feature The Canadians,  that I've mentioned on this page as one of the Mountie movies that I'm dying to see (HERE).  Until I actually see it,  this beauty will mock me from its place on my wall.
  • Last in this trio is the card from the 1961 Spanish Euro/Spaghetti-type Mountie Western,  Mestizo, released in English as Django Does Not Forgive.  All twelve cards in this incredible set are really nice scenes, which is not always true of lobby sets.  I have this in my DVD collection,  and it's a really colourful action movie!
I have a pretty good collection of Mountie-related lobby cards,  and I must say,  it's cool to have these artifacts of the times and places that these films were actually screened!
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Three Mountie Movies That I NEED to see!

5/19/2014

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Every day that I live, and this surprises me all the time,  I find out about incredible and rare movies that look really amazing.  I don't mean another Jimmy Stewart or Bogart movie (which I love),  but colourful (usually out-of-print) epics, starring guys like Franco Nero, John Saxon, Shintaro Katsu, or Cameron Mitchell. So many stellar actors,  so many killer genres;  Peplums,  Silents,  Poliziotteschi films, British WWII pictures,  B-reels, and Chambara.  So many great stories!

Mountie movies are no different.  There are so many more than one would think;  every era has it's Mountie movies.  In fact, the most recent I know about is the low-budget revenge story The Mountie (The Way of the West) made in 2011 (watch a clip HERE)!   I'm picking my way through all of the Mountie-themed pictures available,  and along the way I discover so many more...some of which are hard-to-find.

Well,  here's a trio of wish-list reviews of Mountie pictures that I'm dying to see!

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When I read that TCM had screened the promising Dick Foran Mountie epic Heart of the North,  I was hopeful that there had been a DVD release at some point.  I was sorely disappointed.  The trailer is on the TCM website,  and dammit,  it looks amazing.

Dick Foran plays Sgt. Alan Baker, sent out on a hunt for the shooters of a fellow Mountie. His squad sorely undermanned,  there's an ambush, and things go downhill from there.  I don't know much more than that,  but what more would one need?

There's a great cast,  including the amusing Allen Jenkins (a smart sideman in many a 30's/40's movie, including a fave of mine,  1942's They All Kissed the Bride),  and Patric Knowles (Will Scarlett in The Adventures of Robin Hood, and Lord Mountbatten in The Devil's Brigade).  By all reports,  it's an amazing-looking film,  with great songs, and some excellent action.  Foran was an awesome Cowboy-type crooner, and he usually had at least one song in every movie.

This is really my sort of classic movie...I'd love to have it on DVD.

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#2            NOW SEEN!!!! (review soon)

Well, we've had Alan Ladd as a Mountie (Saskatchewan), Tyrone Power (Pony Soldier, AKA MacDonald of the Canadian Mounties), and Errol Flynn (Northern Pursuit), so it didn't surprise me a bit (ok, maybe a little) that the hardboiled crooner Dick Powell had  taken a turn in the scarlet jacket!

Based on the novel Mrs. Mike, the Story of Katherine Mary Flannigan,  written by Benedict and Nancy Freedman,  it details the (supposed) actual events in the life of a woman married to a Canadian Mountie in the earliest bit of the 20th century.  It's a tale of love and hardship in all of it's incarnations,  though many of the details have been changed for dramatic effect.  When asked about the novel,  the Mounties involved in the "real life" story proclaimed it to be quite fictional.

None of this has anyhing to do with me wanting to see Dick Powell as a Mountie, of course!  What I've seen of it is classic Hollywood fun;  you can see an 8-minute intro clip on YouTube, and don't be surprised if you wanna see the rest!

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A movie with Robert Ryan and John Dehner as Mounties?  Where,  for Pete's sake,  does a guy sign up for a match-up like this one?  The Canadians is a 1961 production, directed by Burt Kennedy, the madman at the helm of some solid cowboy pictures, including The Train Robbers (1973), The War Wagon (1967), and The Rounders (1965).  I'd see it on the strength of that info alone,  but the cast and the subject matter make it a viewing must.  Both Dehner and Ryan are two of the great unsung heroes of  Hollywood, making everything better by their presence;  I can only imagine how it will be with both of them headlining a film!

I've only managed to see one 30-second clip, dubbed in French,  but I'll be damned if it doesn't look incredible! 



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To be honest,  this was going to be titled FOUR Mountie Movies I Need to See!,  But I managed to find and order a copy of the amazing-looking Spaghetti Mountie movie, Cormack of the Mounties (1975).  Of course I'll talk about it after I see it!  It looks Fan-tastic.

So,  that's what I'm looking forward to seeing;  wish me luck!

Here is my (ever-growing) list of Mountie movies and serials!  They span from 1914 to modern times, and cover every style and format;  silent, talkie, b&w, colour, film, videotape,  & DVD!  Enjoy!
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    Below is my  list of Mountie movies and serials!  They span from 1914 to modern times, and cover ever style and format;  silent, talkie, b&w, colour, film, videotape,  & DVD!  Enjoy!
    mountie_films_and_serials_v4.pdf
    File Size: 73 kb
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